a) Knitting a skimpy thong
b) Knitting it out of scratchy yarn with metal bits in
c) Knitting it in a child's size (eww)
d) Putting it on a monkey
I went to the Tobacco Factory Stitch'n'Bitch today, to infiltrate the competition. Turns out less than half of them could even knit and none of them had heard of either Ravelry or Get Knitted. They are obviously not a threat then. Very nice people, mind.
